Ways to Freak Out Your Partner

Friday, 22 February 2008
12.37PM
Kalibata Utara, Jakarta

Have you watched that episode of Friends where Phoebe reads Ross' journals and recites them to freak him out? (If you don't I think it's in 'The One with the Soap Opera Party'.) But anyway, I tried it out with Arya by memorising daily football analysis (biasanya di halaman belakang Koran Tempo).

(Setting: Inaya dan Arya dalam mobil, lewatin penjaga gerbang yang lagi nonton TV)
Arya: Wah, Arsenal ya?
Inaya: Iya, mereka harus menang nih, kompensasi atas Tottenham.
Arya: ????????????????????????????????

Saking lucu mukanya Arya, I do it routinely.

(Setting: Lagi-lagi Inaya dan Arya dalam mobil, lewatin TVnya penjaga gerbang)
Arya: Arsenal MU nih.
Inaya: Menurut kamu yang menang siapa?
Arya: MU sih, abis di kandang mereka.
Inaya: Aku pinginnya Arsenal.
Arya: ..... (mungkin dia berpikir: Do I dare ask why. Tapi dia tetep nanya) Kenapa?
Inaya: Pingin tahu bener ngga pendapat orang yg bilang Adebayor susah ditebak mainnya.

I actually don't know crap of what I'm saying :p but it's just too damn funny.

(Setting: Inaya dan Arya di kamar, lagi ngobrol sebelum tidur)

Arya: (tiba-tiba aja ngomong) No peanuts for my little peanut.
Inaya: LHO? ITU KAN? JUDUL BAB DI DALEM BUKU HAMIL?
Arya: Sama kan freak-nya sama Adebayor.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... Gumes.